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1: Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems ! Date: Jun 18th 2007

More than just entertaining the average visitor, KarKarToon.com attempts to put the Arab World's harsh REALITY into clear perspective. Through simple but genuine humor: "A Sarcastic Insight into the Arab World" KarKarToon.com has made its MISSION to ignite a sense of awareness and understanding. It asks of its user to not just laugh and smile at its pictures, videos, jokes or games...., but to think about how they can start making a change their community.

2: Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets Date: Apr 27th 2007

Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit.

3: Women Are From Where Date: Feb 17th 2007

A remote control in the hands of a woman is a dangerous thing, especially when it's her man she's trying to change.

4: Who Cracked My Crystal Ball Date: Feb 17th 2007

Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich

5: When Great Minds Meet Date: Feb 17th 2007

When the richest man in America meets the world's greatest Elvis impersonator, you know only good things could come of it. Could 'Don't Be Cruel' really become Microsoft's new theme song

6: What's my mama gonna say Date: Feb 17th 2007

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I, Tim Knox, am a sexist pig. Sorry, mama. I had no idea.

7: Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits Date: Feb 17th 2007

My daughter cornered me the other night, wanting to know about the birds and bees. Actually, she wanted to know what "sectional misconduct" was.

8: The Unsinkable Tim Knox Date: Feb 17th 2007

I call them 'Ti-taniacs.' They look perfectly normal at first, but eventually they will ask, 'Have you seen 'Titanic' yet That's when their dimentia rolls to the surface and the all-out assault begins

9: The Tax Man Cometh Date: Feb 17th 2007

Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year.

10: The Tanya Factor Date: Feb 17th 2007

Is it me or are the '98 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall What's missing this year Could be The Tanya Factor

11: The Smarter White Meat Date: Feb 17th 2007

A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig

12: The Sky Is Falling Date: Feb 17th 2007

When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one

13: The Religion Of Football Date: Feb 17th 2007

Here in Alabama, there are three kinds of people: Crimson Tide fans, War Eagle fans, and atheists.

14: The Real McCaugheys Date: Feb 17th 2007

What's it take to raise seven babies Love, patience, understanding, and Prozac, lots and lots of Prozac.

15: The New Fab Four Date: Feb 17th 2007

They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely.

16: The Intelligent Diaper Date: Feb 17th 2007

I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it. And then Microsoft will rip it off.

17: The Four Letters Between PG & R Date: Feb 17th 2007

When you're a kid, there are certain words you dare not say. Swear words, my mother called them, cuss words. Today, my kids call them "daddy words." You can probably figure out why.

18: The Dust Settles On Miss America Date: Feb 17th 2007

The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough

19: Staying Alive Date: Feb 17th 2007

If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life.

20: St. Viagra's Dance Date: Feb 17th 2007

If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life.

21: Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny Date: Feb 17th 2007

Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be.

22: Some People Will Eat Anything Date: Feb 17th 2007

Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken

23: Some Guys Have All The Luck Date: Feb 17th 2007

Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!"

24: Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em Date: Feb 17th 2007

What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop.

25: Show Me The Money Date: Feb 17th 2007

The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc.

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