Humor

Humor Categories: Total Articles Count 58

26: Pick On Somebody Your Own Size Date: Feb 17th 2007

Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley.

27: No Sale Like A Yardsale Date: Feb 17th 2007

Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down

28: If You Clone A Schizophrenic Date: Feb 17th 2007

Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next Dogs Cats Professional wrestlers Me And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get

29: I Was Rooting For Date: Feb 17th 2007

Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you

30: I Love You, You Love Me Date: Feb 17th 2007

Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me.

31: I Hope You Kept The Receipt Date: Feb 17th 2007

Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year

32: Honey, Did You Take Your Pill Date: Feb 17th 2007

A birth control pill for men As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure.

33: Growing Old In A Red Miata Date: Feb 17th 2007

I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!"

34: Gimme A Head With Hair Date: Feb 17th 2007

A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car!

35: Ghosts Of Halloweens Past Date: Feb 17th 2007

Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents!

36: Getting "Yankee Naked" Date: Feb 17th 2007

Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do!

37: El Nino Made Me Do It! Date: Feb 17th 2007

The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine

38: Beanie Babies Anonymous Date: Feb 17th 2007

The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it.

39: Armadillo On The Half Shell Date: Feb 17th 2007

The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today!

40: All The President's Women Date: Feb 17th 2007

How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President.

41: A Christmas Of Good Intentions Date: Feb 17th 2007

Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance.

42: Laughing All the Way to Keep the Doctor Away Date: Dec 22nd 2006

Humor is one aspect of the human condition which gives us a handsome health quotient, apart from a jolly good time. That explains why the need for humor is never stale in todays world. Here is a brief note on how humor has sunk in in our lives.

43: The Difference Between An Optimist And A Pessimist Date: May 30th 2006

Attitude determines everything. In this humorous exchange between an optimist and a pessimist, we can see how our attitude defines our health, wealth, and experience of luck.

44: It's official. They are not together! Date: May 23rd 2006

This announcement came after tabloid stories said that the couple's marriage was indeed on the rocks.

45: Field Notes on Country Linguistics Date: May 20th 2006

You hear many endearing phrases in the county. Translating them to English can be complex. Use these handy Field Notes on Country Linguistics to lay the ground-work effective communication in the hinterland.

46: You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition Date: May 18th 2006

Stonehenge Jokers plc organises.. Stonehenge jokers competition every year. In March 2006, James Mcdugal was sent to the event... he took a crash course in telling jokes.. entered the competition. He was the overall winner.. His one liner stomach crushers are listed here as well as his winning prize..

47: Tech Support Comedy Date: May 15th 2006

Ever wonder what the help-desk technician was doing on the other end of the phone when you scream that your computer just crashed Well, here's a website full of tech support horror stories that would make the most stalwart consumer cringe and will, at the very least, leave you in laughing hysterically or in tears depending on where you appear in the lack of competancy index.

48: Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. Date: May 15th 2006

This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of “Dice Football”. That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil.